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Hot Flashes & High Returns: Your Guide to Mastering Money in Menopause

  • Dr. K Derezil MD
  • Oct 28, 2024
  • 4 min read

Updated: Oct 29, 2024



Why your hormones might be your secret weapon for wealth building (Yes, really!) 🔥💰


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Did you know that 79% of women make their most significant financial decisions during perimenopause and menopause? And here's the twist: those hormonal changes you're experiencing might actually be your superpower for building wealth – when you know how to harness them!


Janet, a successful 47-year-old executive, noticed something fascinating during her perimenopause journey. In the weeks when her progesterone levels were optimal, she closed her biggest business deals and made her smartest investment moves. During her estrogen-dominant phases, she had brilliant innovative ideas that led to profitable opportunities. Coincidence? The latest neuroscience research says absolutely not!


Welcome to the intersection of hormones and high finance, where understanding your body's natural rhythm could be the key to unlocking your greatest financial potential.

Whether you're navigating night sweats or negotiating stock options (or both simultaneously!), this guide will show you how to transform hormonal shifts into financial shifts – in all the right directions.


The Hormonal-Financial Connection


Think of your hormones and money like that one couple we all know – sometimes they're totally in sync, finishing each other's sentences, and other times they're like oil and water! And just like we'd help those friends work through their issues, we're going to help your hormones and finances find their harmony.


According to the Journal of Behavioral Finance, there's actually a scientific reason why you might feel like a wolf of Wall Street one week and want to hide your money under your mattress the next. (Spoiler alert: It's not just you being "crazy" – it's your hormones doing the cha-cha!)


The Progesterone-Risk Connection


Let's talk about progesterone – I like to call her the "chill pill" of our hormone family. She's that friend who always says, "Let's think about this for a minute," when you're about to make an impulse purchase on that jade egg cryptocurrency. (Yes, that's a real thing, and no, you probably shouldn't invest in it! 😉)


A fascinating study in the Journal of Neuroscience found that progesterone is basically your portfolio's personal bodyguard. When she's on duty, you're more likely to:

  • Make calculated decisions (instead of panic-selling during a market dip)

  • Think long-term (rather than chasing the latest meme stock)

  • Keep your cool when the market gets spicy


Real Talk: Sarah's Story


Meet Sarah, one of my closest clients (details changed for privacy). During a particularly intense perimenopause phase, she almost liquidated her entire retirement portfolio because a hot flash coincided with a market dip, and she convinced herself it was a sign of impending financial doom. Sound familiar?


Here's what we did instead:

  1. Created her "Hormone-Money Journal" to track both her cycle and financial decisions

  2. Set up a "Cooling Off" period for any investment over $1000

  3. Established her "Clear-Head Committee" (three trusted friends she calls before making big money moves)


The result? Sarah not only kept her portfolio intact but actually increased her returns by 12% over the next year by making decisions in sync with her hormonal patterns.


Creating Your Hormone-Aware Investment Strategy


Let's make this super practical with my "FLASH" method (because who doesn't love a good perimenopause pun?):


F - Feel your hormonal rhythm (track your cycles)

L - Log your money moves

A - Analyze the patterns

S - Set up safeguards

H - Honor your body's wisdom


Your Personal Action Plan:

Morning Energy Level

Best Financial Activities

High & Clear-headed

Review investments, make portfolio adjustments

Medium & Steady

Regular Bill Payments; Budget Review

Low & Foggy

AVOID major financial decisions, stick to routine


Practical Tips for Hormone-Balanced Investing


🌙 Create Your Money Zen Den

- Set up a calming space for financial reviews

- Keep a cooling fan nearby (because hot flashes don't care about your money goals!)

- Have your favorite calming tea ready


💪 Automation is Your BFF

- Set up automatic investments (because your hormones shouldn't control your contribution schedule)

- Use apps like Mint or Personal Capital for easy tracking

- Schedule regular portfolio reviews during your "clear-headed" weeks


When to Reach Out for Help


Ladies, there's no shame in asking for backup! Just like you'd text your bestie about that weird menopause symptom (we've all been there), it's okay to reach out for financial help.


Look for advisors who actually get it – bonus points if they've been through perimenopause themselves!


Your Financial Sister Circle


Remember the saying "it takes a village"? Well, it takes a sister circle to navigate perimenopause AND finances! Join our community of amazing women who are rocking both their hormone journey and their investment game.


You've Got This!


Your perimenopause journey is not just about surviving – it's about thriving! Think of these hormonal changes as your body's way of helping you level up in all areas of life, including your finances.


Remember: You're not just managing money – you're creating a legacy of financial wisdom, one hot flash at a time! 💖*


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*Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and should not be considered medical or financial advice. Always consult with qualified healthcare providers and financial professionals for personalized guidance.*




Sources:

1. Journal of Behavioral Finance (2023): "Hormonal Influences on Financial Decision-Making"

2. Nature Neuroscience (2023): "Estrogen and Risk Processing in the Female Brain"

3. Journal of Neuroscience (2022): "Progesterone's Role in Decision-Making"

4. Women's Financial Health Initiative (2023): "Community Impact on Investment Decisions"

5. Journal of Financial Planning (2024): "Gender-Specific Financial Advisory Approaches"

6. Neurology Today (2023): "Hormone-Brain-Behavior Connections in Midlife"

7. Financial Psychology Quarterly (2023): "Emotional Intelligence in Investment Decisions"

8. Menopause Management Journal (2023): "Financial Decision-Making During Hormonal Transitions"



 
 
 

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